I got an e-mail this morning advertising some new book. A picture of the author sat beside the book cover. This author had really, really dated hair. Her hairstyle reached further back than my stone-washed skinny jeans with ankle zippers. You would need a timeline to find the date for that hairstyle.
Then I thought, What could this person possibly have to say that would interest me? And I deleted the e-mail. And then I thought about how vain and superficial that was. But seriously. Shouldn't someone somewhere have caught that photo before it went forth to the world in marketing material? I'm just sayin'.
15 hours ago